As it is, there's really no excuse for her cluelessness. The woman is a Fashion Week fixture, flying from Paris (above, right) to New York (above, left) to attend the couture shows.

So, if she's still unable to absorb some basic style rules (no mesh tummies, and gladiator sandals are so last season) after seeing the catwalk collections, hobnobbing with designers and rubbing elbows with the fashion world's elite, then she just needs to admit she has a problem and hire a stylist, already!