But we would like to talk about the girls' clothes!
Same old, same old with Lauren: cute dress, winged eyeliner, boring hair and trusty pose. In fact, we have a whole gallery to prove this! Looks like that Paris trip was really "life changing."

Whitney rocks our world, no matter what. Do we like her Minnie Mouse lingerie? No. But the girl clearly has a style and owns it.
Also, according to the preview, it sounds like Whit is on the outs with Teen Vogue and, thus, The Hills. We'll miss her dearly, but we always knew she was a little too good for this nonsense.

And what to say about Audrina? She never really seemed that into words, so it's hard to come up with some for her...We never thought we would miss Justin Bobby so much. But we do like the dress, and her shoulders look great.

We can't forget Heidi. She wore the same metallic silver LaRok dress last night that she wore to last Friday's Spike TV Video Game Awards.
Seeing as she wasn't allowed onto the live after-show, Heidi might be pulling more of an ef-you to The Hills than to good styling. However, that could be giving her too much credit.