I guess since she's getting a breast reduction, she figured she'd show off her vagina. Makes sense. But seriously, what is she even doing? Is there a toilet on that van or something and she really has to pee? Or is that a hemorrhoid
donut – Holy shit, it is! Whiskey. I need whiskey now! Pour it in my eyes! Hold on, brain, liquor's coming! Don't stop pouring until I forget my name. If I try to dry-hump the coffee table, that means it's working.

NOTE: What's that? Why yes, Katie Price is making out with her younger sister here.