Oh Lindsay Lohan, how you do amuse me. Not not just for your wild child antics. Nor because you simply love posing naked. No, it's because you're one of the few Americans who have an British sense of humour.
At least, I assume you do. After all, your launching of a fake tan product, Sevin Nyne Spray Tan, can only be a tongue-in-cheek attempt at self-depreciation. Right? Of course I'm right. After all, you've had far too many fake tan accidents, and even no tan at all, to lend any credibility to a fake tan product. Humour. You jest. It's April Fools a few weeks early.
Even in the digital realm I know you, dear reading, are nodding
approvingly. Phrases such as "goji berry" and "antioxidant" have you
convinced that despite all the cigarettes and alcohol, Sevin Nyne fake
tan will not only save your life but also give you an "ever-present
bronze glow."
