I bet Paris was pissed when she saw these because, well, now she just
looks like an idiot. Had it not been for the lipstick, these shots
would have been a work of art. You could’ve put them in a museum,
that’s how non-retarded she looked. I’m always amazed at the general
elegance of a woman awkwardly posing with her arm straight up against a
wall. It’s almost like something out of a Da Vinci. You know, if he had
the foresight to paint a trampy blonde fixing the crotch of her dress.
But I guess he wasn’t such a genius after all.





